In other words not for children and those that take life a bit serious. If however you want a bit of humor or shock factor then you are in for a real treat as we have selected the best and left out the rest. Just a word of advice its not a good idea to wear any of the below adult t-shirts when visiting the other halfs parents on a Sunday afternoon.
It doesn't go down well. Trust us we have experienced it and felt the pain for a good time after!
Boobies make me smile T Shirt
Some call them breasts, others tits. Whatever you call this area of the female body they make us laugh. Man boobs however dont and infact anyone with them should be banned from public areas!
Orgasm Donor T Shirt
Helping others makes the world a nicer place. If you can spare just a few minutes each week, plenty of people could do a dose of the above medical treatment!
FBI Female Body Inspector T-Shirt
So you wanted to be part of the big boys police when you were younger? Well thats not hapended and you dont have much chance now. So when you are thrown a lifeline in the form of FBI but female body inspector you should jump for joy and say you can start right away.
Breaststroke Champion T Shirt
This new sport is taking the nation by storm. What we like best is you dont even have to get wet. Well unless you would rather take part in the water. The choice is truly yours!
One night stand T-Shirt
For many, staying focused and commited to one person is not an option. You might have tried really hard but after all this you keep moving on. Well stop trying, grab this t-shirt and show the world that you are free to roam and offer yourself to other in the same position.
Just remember that those who are married or engaged do not qualifiy for this!
Viagra gets me up in the morning T Shirt
Some people wake up each morning and are blessed with some large wood! Others need a little helping hand and this comes in the form of a small pill - just like the ones you see in your spam email folder!
Charlie Oscar charlie Kilo T Shirt
Quite simply if you are wise to the lingo of police and cb radio, you will know what this means. If you dont fear not friends as we will translate it for you. It means COCK!
Milf T-Shirt
I think most people can put up their hands and admit to liking the meaning of these four letters. If you take our advice it's really not a good idea to wear this when you are doing the school run!